His positions closed and what they're worth currently, NCLH: Exit at 17.95. Internet points is fucking fun. That sounded fun. Trying to hone in my strategy and have discipline for the new year. Fucking compounding gains for years bitch, Why are you making such risky trades? I waddled back and forth in my fetal position. Get spread too thin on spreads on 15 different tickers, can’t accurately track or keep up with all of them because there are too many, lose quite a few but it doesn’t seem like a big deal because it wasn’t a big initial investment, etc. A mean-spirited, miserly old man named Ebenezer Scrooge sits in his counting-house on a frigid Christmas Eve. He sends a giant Christmas turkey to the Cratchit house and attends Fred's party, to the stifled surprise of the other guests. Gotta will it into existence. Why do you post on WSB? I stand by every word of conviction I mentioned in all my GME and STIC posts, those are still my favorite H1 2021 plays. Gather 'round retards and autists. There was a fake viral video of blood-curdling screams from Wuhan apartments that was so obviously fake but western media loved it. Back then it was all about trade wars and hanging at the whim of commander cheeto's supple tweets. Every time I put 3k into options and it goes to 15k I wish I had put 25k in instead but I don’t have the balls to do it. For STIC: I have 97K shares and on average 2-4M shares are traded every day for STIC so my account is a like a drop of whale cum in the ocean, Fourth: Real pump and dumpers are the shitty scum on the earth. MSM manipulation. Scrooge's nephew, Fred, pays his uncle a visit and invites him to his annual Christmas party. That's because I hate being a sheep and following after the curve. The relationship between the boss and the employee is very important to company productivity. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kiypqq/sir_jack_a_lots_next_move_all_in_stic_bark_merger/. Current share price is 104.10, NCLH (again): Exit at 19.16. Current share price is 17.85. All-in on a single stock all-shares. Scrooge watches the large, bustling Cratchit family prepare a miniature feast in its meager home. WORK - It was the only "WFH" stock that didn't moon yet, thought it deserved a chance was my thesis. I don't touch OTC or low-volume shit. That -20% ER drop hurt me on a spiritual level. I wish to stay anonymous. This is not financial advice, just my story. E-commerce. I mean, what else can save the day after your superior takes all the glory for your work? Now: I have a confession to make. Marley informs Scrooge that three spirits will visit him during each of the next three nights. It was going into the holidays with a British virus mutation on the way and hedge funds manipulating to get their holiday bonuses, it felt kind of dangerous. SPAC. Why have I not just made smarter safer trades. Missed out on ~$300K gain while watching everyone freak out. By entering your email address you agree to receive emails from Sparknotes and verify that you are over the age of 13. He desperately implores the spirit to alter his fate, promising to renounce his insensitive, avaricious ways and to honor Christmas with all his heart. My conviction for the Gamestop MOASS is insane. And then Tue, Dec 22 all tendies broke loose, the squeezening. Otherwise I'd love to friken show off my perpetual 69% battery level, 15% isn't a real YOLO - I am literally shoving my entire net worth into a single stock every single time. Volume spikes. You know what else is? Let this Q&A serve as an artifact and please link it to new retards. Well I was pretty wrong, now it's at $104, SQQQ/TVIX - I tried being a gay bear for an hour and lost money. This has given me plenty to think about. At least 2 times a day and always before I make a trade for that post-nut clarity, Haha you're going to owe so much in taxes - Nope, this is all in my 401k which in the US means I don't owe taxes until I withdraw. Already did, next. So on Wed, Dec 23 morning I decided to make a move. Complete. Insider trading. Sing your loved oneâs favourite Christmas carol with your family on Christmas Eve or while carolling. All in on a couple stocks that are researched to hell. Last week we got /u/durado so cucked he deleted his account and now /u/kingobama123 is all up on my ass. On Thurs, Dec 24 I awoke to a 20% pop and shared my gains for ya'll to salivate over. I'm not happy with just a +25% in 3 months. See more ideas about christmas cartoons, funny cartoons, christmas humor. I try to find shit right before the curve starts (usually indicated by a volume spike) and most WSB meme stocks are up way too high for my risk tolerance. Christmas definition, the annual festival of the Christian church commemorating the birth of Jesus: celebrated on December 25 and now generally observed as a legal holiday and, for many, an occasion for exchanging gifts. Scrooge, anxious to learn the lesson of his latest visitor, begs to know the name of the dead man. SEC filings. Technicals. In the game Fate/Extra, the character Nero Claudius sings a Japanese parody of the Christmas carol "Jingle Bells" during a short sequence in the game, ending with Claudius loudly yelling the lyrics "padoru padoru! Stir onions, red pepper flakes, and oregano in the hot oil until onions begin to soften, about 5 minutes. You're just using WSB to pump and dump on us - No you fucking idiot. If STIC had not mooned yet, I would still be holding STIC for a more gradual moon-ing to let my thesis play out. As punishment for his greedy and self-serving life his spirit has been condemned to wander the Earth weighted down with heavy chains. If you play a musical instrument, learn to play the song and have your family sing along. What's your trading strategy? Quite annoying when you missed a run that happened in the first 10 minutes since the market opened. OC. I'll keep posting on WSB until 8 digits or bust (or ban), you can guarantee that. I hate being right and taking small gains! Whoosh! How I went from $35K to $1.75M (50X) in less than a year. Correct it's not the same as blackjack or FDs where if I got it wrong, I could lose everything but it's still fucking riskier than any ETF or financial advisor with their cuckold MBA would ever advise. In short: turned $8K into $300K and back to $30k but owed the IRS ~$120K since all the gains were calculated at 2017-year-end. First learned about WSB in 2018 from the infamous FB ER put play by /u/YungBillionaire turning ~$28K into $451K overnight. Let me spell it out for some retards: because STIC moon-ed so fast, I want to sell to capture profits and hopefully buy back in on a dip. Privacy is important to me. If I post something in the morning, it's stuck in /new for a while until it gets enough upvotes to hit the front page and by then it's already afternoon or market close and the stock might have already done who knows what. To really drive home the value I bring to WSB, let's see how many peoples' lives I've changed and for the better or worse. I study everything. The idea is to have a thesis and conviction with that trade. Looking at this all-time graph gets me so hard. ... tendies, and the power of memes. Then I started writing everything I had learned and posted it all in my DD post at 1:46PM ET because I thought it was worth sharing what I found https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kiypqq/sir_jack_a_lots_next_move_all_in_stic_bark_merger/, The price was $14.25 at the time of posting and frankly, price was oddly flat at $14.25 pretty much all day. Apparently the first stock I ever bought on Robinhood was HMNY... thanks Robinhood Recap for the reminder of my retarded-ness, Grew my first set of winkles on my smooth brain with AMC calls. Take this poll regarding whether I helped make you gain or lose money if you've been following. His clerk, Bob Cratchit, shivers in the anteroom because Scrooge refuses to spend money on heating coals for a fire. My account does not allow options or margin trading. Do your own fucking DD and figure out when you want to sell according to your own thesis/risk tolerance. Subscription. That's not pump and dumping, that's just a delayed effect of how Reddit's algorithm works. YOLO. Executive teams. The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. So gay, instant short when it IPOs. Charts. Hey do you wanna fuck my ex-wife? My strategy is going all-in on a single stock all-shares. He discovers Bob Cratchit's crippled son, Tiny Tim, a courageous boy whose kindness and humility warms Scrooge's heart. Let me be clear. Ended up in debt to some very bad people and things were very dark, I don't like to talk about this time in my life that much. in response to his nephew's "Merry Christmas!". No one doubts motherfuckin SIR JACK A LOT. The next pandemic in 2025 might wipe us all out anyways, I ain't got time to wait for retirement. Anything on the front page is essentially 5-15 hours old news and you need to determine if the state of the world is still the same or be a sheep and chase. Quickly learned about options but most importantly about FDs, tendies, and the power of memes. Whether people want to follow my move or not is 100% up to people. Diversification preserves it. She gains three stepsons when she marries Mike Brady. The Ghost of Christmas Present, a majestic giant clad in a green fur robe, takes Scrooge through London to unveil Christmas as it will happen that year. So I loaded up on APT, a mask stock, and rode it up and then switched to CODX, a testing stock, and rode that up from $11 to $24 selling right before their botched ER (conf call with no queue and everyone talking over each other lol), NCLH - Saw a curious spike in volume on May 14 with a move upward, piqued my tendie tingles again. The mood at the time was that coronavirus was waning (I knew it was wrong but the market was emotionally optimistic) and fortunately it caused NCLH to moon and I sold at $19.75 on June 4 even though it kept mooning to $26 over the next 2 days, CHWY - Got a dog, it's cute. After the wraith disappears, Scrooge collapses into a deep sleep. See more ideas about lettering, hand lettering, handwriting styles. I had actual work meetings all morning and wrote it during my lunch break. Proof of every gain/loss I've ever traded (except APT history which was in Vanguard). I’m fine with it though, I justify it as “education”. Ace your assignments with our guide to A Christmas Carol!