The Eye of Argon is an infamous original fantasy story by Jim Theis. returned Grignr. Yesterday I found a little treasure of fanfic -- a story that seemed to be the literary successor to the famous Eye of Argon -- posted over on FFN. James F. Theis (pronounced "Tice") was born August 9, 1953 and died March 26, 2002. It had a Mary Sue, demonstrated by the fact… My opinions on the Top Five (sorry, I can’t think of ten) Worst Fan Fictions (That I’ve read): 5. The droplets of slime slowly converged into a pulsating jelly-like mass. Perkins: THE EYE OF ARGON is the delightful tale by Jim Theis that, legend has it, won the Worst Story award at a certain Bay Area science fiction competition for fifteen years running -- and was only entered once! Bile Fascination - Arguably the only reason it's so well-known. 1 À droit, à gauche » by mentosmorii When Artemis attended Saint Bartleby's, there was a particularly bold student who took to ribbing Artemis, calling him Left-Foot Fowl, as "he had two left feet, and couldn't kick a football with either of them". I'm a sad Critic. Grignr stepped back, pushing Carthena behind him. A tale of teenaged awkwardness, private school politics, and, most of all, Artemis' horrendous social skills. Well, take a look at this excerpt: "Prepare to embrace your creators in the stygian haunts of hell, barbarian", gasped the first soldier. The Eye of Argon is a violent sexual crime against all taste, decency, dramaturgy, narrative, grammatical correctness and characterization that you could possibly desire from any story, no matter in how modest of a dose. Fanfiction existed earlier than the internet, of course, getting published in fanzines and making the rounds at conventions. Why infamous? 4. ... Decades earlier than “My Immortal,” the science fiction world was holding dramatic readings of “The Eye of Argon,” an overwrought and egregiously written imitation of a “Conan the Barbarian” story. The Adventures of Dark Yagami A Death Note Fan Fiction so bizarre and weird, I wasn’t even able to finish it. He did … I'll have to admit that the story was probably unsalvageable. Fetish Retardant - With descriptions such as "[Carthena's] sagging nipples" and "the amorphos [sic], broad bleated [sic] female," Fetish Retardant abounds. Literature Not much to say really.. At this the gem gave off a blinding glow, then dribbled through Grignr's fingers in a slimy red ooze. Come in to read, write, review, and interact with other fans. The Bottom of the Barrel The story introduces Grignr the Barbarian, closely resembling Conan but worse-tempered, worse-spelt and harder to pronounce. He published The Eye of Argon in a fanzine in 1970 at age 16. Fanfic writer Jemima Pereira reviews The Eye of Argon, and probably gives it more attention than it deserves. Narm - A challenge at Sci Fi conventions is to read as far as you can in a dramatic voice without laughing. Today, it's gone. TV Shows: Game of Thrones fanfiction archive with over 9,332 stories. It's pretty much as close to a real-life, unironic version of Peter Chimaera and his works, that one can come. "Only after you have kissed the fleeting stead of death, wretch!" Kalla!" Marty Stu - Grignr. Carthena gaped at the gem gasping in a terrified manner "The eye of Argon, Oh! True or not, ever since this story was discovered in 1970 it …
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